Teen boy and girl Romantic sms

Girl and Boy talking on the

phone*

Girl: what ? why did you

call ? it's

midnight ..

Boy: babe., i have to tell you

something..

important

Girl: so, why in this kind of

time ?

there's still

morning .,

Boy: I did not,I just want to

talk to

you ..

Girl: your so sweet..ok what

is it ?

Boy: i'm ending this

relationship as

GF & BF

Girl: why ? ( crying )

Boy: because i'm starting to

love

you as my wife ..

will

you marry me ....

Teen boy and girl fun

Boy: Lets play the firetruck game

Girl: How do you play?

Boy: I run my fingers up your leg and you say redlight when you want me to stop

Girl: Ok 

*Few seconds* REDLIGHT!

Boy: Firetrucks don't stop for redlights ;)

Teen break up sad story

Guy:  Hey, Jesse...

Girl:  Hold on, let me finish this book first.

Guy:Jesse, it's important.

Girl: Hold on, im on the last paragraph.

Guy: Jesse, it's about us!

Girl: *Puts book down* Carl, we know we depend on eachother so much, so quit it.

Guy: I didn't even say anything!

Girl: It's woman's intuition, every girl has one.  

Guy: Look, obviously this relationship isn't right for us.

Girl: WHAT?! I thought you were TALKING about the BABY???

Guy: womans intuition my ass, the baby is fine by the way.

Girl: You babysit for the first time with me and this happens?

Guy: I can't keep this up, don't you know how much I sacrificed to be with you?

Girl: You had sacrificed alot for me?....  

Guy: Look babe, I missed my Halo game nights, falling out with friends, rock climbing.... we need to stop dating.

Girl: And just be...

Guy: NO, nothing, I've seen you drag my friends into this and they've become future nannies, what the hell is wro-

Girl: Well I'm SORRY that I'm such a good baby sitter!

Guy: That is the whole reason why I wanna break up with you!

Girl: ....

*Baby cries*

Guy: Take care of the baby, I'm going... bye Jesse.

Girl: You're going to regret this, Carl.

Carl was 17, he never became a good father,

While Jesse became a good mother,

His stolen friend's became good father's of their own children,

Carl was left alone in a rich lot alone when he grew up.

Teen Break up story

Her: I think we need to talk.

Him: About what, baby?

Her: About...well about everything!

Him: Everything's kind of a big topic to talk about

Her: Would you stop with the jokes? You know what I mean.

Him: Sorry, I was just trying to lighten up the mood.  You've been acting strange since dinner last night.

Her: I've been acting strange? I'VE been acting strange?! You were the one who made a joke about my dead grandma last night!

Him: Baby, you know I wasn't trying to be mean. Besides, how could you not joke about your grandma? She was insane! Tell me, is there anyone else you know who claimed to have sailed the Titanic, piloted the Hindenburg, and had a love affair with George Clooney? I don't think so! You really need to lighten up.

Her: Ugh! You're absolutely infuriating!

Him: How the hell am I infuriating? You're the one who's constantly yelling about the dumbest crap!

Her: I...No, you know what? I'm done with this. You want me to stop yelling? Fine, I'll stop yelling right after you get the hell out of my apartment!

Him: Babe, cmon. I didn't mean it.

Her: I don't care what you mean! I'm sick and tired of your crap. It's over, do you understand? Over!

Him: You...you don't mean that.

Her: Yes, I do. Just get out.

Him: ...ok, babe, I'm going. I'll call you tomorrow when you've calmed down.

Her: Don't bother.

He leaves