Teen Break up story

Her: I think we need to talk.

Him: About what, baby?

Her: About...well about everything!

Him: Everything's kind of a big topic to talk about

Her: Would you stop with the jokes? You know what I mean.

Him: Sorry, I was just trying to lighten up the mood.  You've been acting strange since dinner last night.

Her: I've been acting strange? I'VE been acting strange?! You were the one who made a joke about my dead grandma last night!

Him: Baby, you know I wasn't trying to be mean. Besides, how could you not joke about your grandma? She was insane! Tell me, is there anyone else you know who claimed to have sailed the Titanic, piloted the Hindenburg, and had a love affair with George Clooney? I don't think so! You really need to lighten up.

Her: Ugh! You're absolutely infuriating!

Him: How the hell am I infuriating? You're the one who's constantly yelling about the dumbest crap!

Her: I...No, you know what? I'm done with this. You want me to stop yelling? Fine, I'll stop yelling right after you get the hell out of my apartment!

Him: Babe, cmon. I didn't mean it.

Her: I don't care what you mean! I'm sick and tired of your crap. It's over, do you understand? Over!

Him: You...you don't mean that.

Her: Yes, I do. Just get out.

Him: ...ok, babe, I'm going. I'll call you tomorrow when you've calmed down.

Her: Don't bother.

He leaves