Teen break up sad story

Guy:  Hey, Jesse...

Girl:  Hold on, let me finish this book first.

Guy:Jesse, it's important.

Girl: Hold on, im on the last paragraph.

Guy: Jesse, it's about us!

Girl: *Puts book down* Carl, we know we depend on eachother so much, so quit it.

Guy: I didn't even say anything!

Girl: It's woman's intuition, every girl has one.  

Guy: Look, obviously this relationship isn't right for us.

Girl: WHAT?! I thought you were TALKING about the BABY???

Guy: womans intuition my ass, the baby is fine by the way.

Girl: You babysit for the first time with me and this happens?

Guy: I can't keep this up, don't you know how much I sacrificed to be with you?

Girl: You had sacrificed alot for me?....  

Guy: Look babe, I missed my Halo game nights, falling out with friends, rock climbing.... we need to stop dating.

Girl: And just be...

Guy: NO, nothing, I've seen you drag my friends into this and they've become future nannies, what the hell is wro-

Girl: Well I'm SORRY that I'm such a good baby sitter!

Guy: That is the whole reason why I wanna break up with you!

Girl: ....

*Baby cries*

Guy: Take care of the baby, I'm going... bye Jesse.

Girl: You're going to regret this, Carl.

Carl was 17, he never became a good father,

While Jesse became a good mother,

His stolen friend's became good father's of their own children,

Carl was left alone in a rich lot alone when he grew up.