Teen chat after break up

Boy : Hi, I think we need to talk.

Girl : Sure, what's it about ?

Boy : It's about us... I don't think this thing between us is gonna work out.

Girl : Why ? We've been together for almost a year. What's wrong with me ?

Boy : No, it's not you. It's me. I just feel that I'm not the right one for you.

Girl : So you're breaking up with me ? 

Boy : I suppose I am..

Girl : Oh no you didn't, moron! i don't get dumped, okay! I dump!

Boy : Oh yes I did

Girl : Oh, no you didn't

Boy : But I just did, duh!

Girl : (singing bey once's song "to the left")

Boy : Shut it ! Apparently, you have never given me anything but your bills.

Girl : Neither have you.

Boy : so we're done here!

Girl : Yeah, totally. 

Boy : Good!

Girl : Good!