Teen Funny sms

1 day u’ll B srprisd 2 c ME beside U.

U & ME laughing,

U & ME crying,

U & ME dreaming,

U & ME holding on,

U & ME…

just U & ME sitting in a MENTAL HOSPITAL & ME CHECKING U.

Husband and Wife sms

wife: honey, what r u looking 4?

husband: nothing

wife: why have u been reading our marriage certificate 4 an hour ?

husband: i was just looking 4 the expiry date

Husband and wife sms

Husband:u will never succeed

in making that dog obey u!

Wife:Nonsense it’s only a matter of patience,

I had a lot of trouble with u at first.

Teen Fun sms messages

Wife: yesterday-night I saw a dream

That u were sending me

Jewelery and clothes!

Husband: yeah, I saw

your dad paying the bill !!!